Roller Blade (1986) is one of those movies that makes you believe that anything is possible. Written and directed by B movie powerhouse Donald G. Jackson, this movie does not disappoint. Beginning with the debut of the cosmic order of Roller Blade; a gathering of lithe roller-vixens wearing robes and pointy hats emblazoned with the smiley face symbol of love, justice, and understanding, we see just what has become of our future. Broken, war-torn, toxic, and washed out is the land all around Southern California. The last line of defense between chaos and reason is the cosmic order and their roller „blading“ sisterhood.